Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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