I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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