Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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