I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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