Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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