I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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