YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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