that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
