dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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