Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
