did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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