How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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