Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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