I showed him my bush... on skype.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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