I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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