Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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