The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
smell my finger.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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