And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
