I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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