I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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