so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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