white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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