yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
