Sponge bath it is.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
