Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
