im drinking this country out of the recession.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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