You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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