doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Success! We fucked roommates!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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