On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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