i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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