She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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