are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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