Have you finally orgasmed yet?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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