they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
