I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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