Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I got chris browned last night
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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