considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
