It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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