I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I love you. Go after that dick
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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