yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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