question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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