That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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