But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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