508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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