it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
