id be glad to
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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