my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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