I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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