we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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