awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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