i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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