Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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