I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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