what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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