The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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