went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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