U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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